Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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