she woke up with a sticky ear
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
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I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
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So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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