so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Randomize