and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
You were trust falling into bushes
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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