My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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