Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
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It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
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That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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