HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
worst night to have a conscience
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We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
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The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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