i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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