We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
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We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
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Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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