I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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