Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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