after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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