When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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