its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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