i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
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I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
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My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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