Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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