return my video game
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
