That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
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We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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