So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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