My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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