VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
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Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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