Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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