May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
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You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
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And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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