My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
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I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
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him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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