is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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