If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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