Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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