I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
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You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
MIDGETS
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I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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