i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
either way he was missing a nipple.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
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Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
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The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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