You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
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