the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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