I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Randomize
