i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
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to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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