I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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