Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
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at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
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I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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