so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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