You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
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Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
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Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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