i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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