Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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