It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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