Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
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Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
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Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
This toilet bowl is my home.
He did a backflip because drugs
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