Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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