he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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