the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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