I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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