I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
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Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
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I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
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