She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
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Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
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I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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