I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
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I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
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Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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