all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
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Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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