Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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