How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
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Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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