Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
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Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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