It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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