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I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
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I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
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I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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